The Real Reasons for War
a work in progress
by The Scalpel
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To speak practically and as a citizen, unlike those who call themselves anti-war men, I ask for, not at once
no war, but at once, better war. The objections which have been brought against war, and they are many
and weighty, and deserve to prevail, must, in the end, yield to the laws of God and to scientific reality.
Truth be told, humans in general and certain individuals in particular, want war. Violence is a component
of humanity’s gene pool, war being one manifestation of this violent tendency. The religious among us
might say that man’s violent tendency is a result of our fall from grace, our sinful nature. Heaven, by
contrast, is universally regarded as a peaceful state.
"They will beat their swords into plowshares and their spears into pruning hooks. Nation will not take up
sword against nation, nor will they train for war anymore." ~ Isaiah 2:4
Followers of Charles Darwin would assert that some past reproductive advantage might account for
humans’ sometimes violent nature. For this reason, the tendencies to behave violently and make war
have been passed on from generation to generation. These same proponents of evolution might today
warn us that, in the age of weapons of mass destruction, our violent abilities could well lead to self-
extinction. The continued survival of human beings as a species might depend on eliminating the violent
genes from our genetic pool. Ideally, we as a species could attempt to find a way to be fruitful and
multiply without resorting to violence.
Thus, religion and science agree that we humans would be better off without our violent nature, but that
this violent nature that leads to war is an inextricable part of an individual’s constitution. No religion and
no psychiatric method have shown any great or permanent success in curing mankind of violence. It
would seem that humanity is condemned to a violent death through self-extinction.
Fortunately, there is a secret worldwide organization of pacifists working on a solution. The group,
pacifists undercover selectively seducing youth (PUSSY), has a plan to eliminate violence producing
genes from the human gene pool. I was inducted into this group in 1984 while a senior cadet at the United
States Military Academy, one of the group’s most important training centers.
The PUSSYs goal is to develop a method of identifying those humans with the most violent tendencies in
the general population and to find a way to selectively eliminate their genes from the human gene pool.
Conversely, PUSSYs want to identify those humans with the most non-violent tendencies, keep them
safe, and encourage them to reproduce. As a result of these efforts by PUSSYs, nonviolent individuals
would reproduce more efficiently than violent individuals and the human species would become
progressively less violent. Pussys focus their efforts on young adults, especially young men, because
this group has the greatest reproductive potential.
Recognizing that warfare could be used as a powerful tool to modify the human genome, PUSSYs began
to attempt to influence young people with a violent nature to join the military and engage in warfare. The
PUSSYs designed a system whereby those youth with the most violent tendencies would be the most
receptive to the PUSSYs’ propaganda and would join the armed forces.
The society understands that warriors are less likely to pass their genes on to the next generation. Dead
soldiers do not reproduce. Crippled soldiers reproduce less than they would were they not crippled. A
warrior’s job and training frequently isolates them, denying them the opportunity to copulate with the
opposite sex. When a soldier is off to war, the soldier’s sexual partner is unable to have sex with the
soldier. The partner may choose to abstain, or may engage in reproductive activities with a member of
the opposite sex who is not employed in the military forces - thus pairing their genes with someone who
is probably less violent. Over time, all these scenarios result in violent genes being removed from the
human gene pool.
Pussys call one of the violent people who has been successfully induced to leave regular society and to
join the military, a person TRiaged Out Of the Population (TROOP). Using war as their scalpel, the PUSSYs
will gradually slice the TROOPs' violent human genes from the genome. Ultimately, with no violent
tendencies remaining, humans will cease to conduct war and will avoid self-extinction. The glorious day
predicted in Isaiah 2:4 will be at hand. In other words, war properly conducted, will lead to peace. The
religious PUSSYs simply say, "The Lord works in mysterious ways."
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For their own safety, PUSSYs must remain undercover lest the violent youth discover the plot and turn
their violence on the plotters. It is possible, however, to recognize a PUSSY if one knows what to look
for. Observe high-ranking military officers, national media commentators, televangelists, or executives in
the military-industrial complex. Each one is very likely to be a PUSSY. It is rare to see a politician that is
not a PUSSY. Every PUSSY loves to talk about war and combat. He makes it sound necessary and
courageous and noble. But while he uses romantic phrases like "defending freedom" and "serving your
country," you will never see a PUSSY actively involved in combat. In fact, he will do everything he can to
avoid any violence. No excuse is beneath him. This is because every PUSSY is secretly a pacifist. He may
have past combat experience. It makes no difference. If he does, he is a convert to the PUSSY cause.
Every PUSSY is a pacifist. Of course, he will deny it. Being a liar is a prerequisite for being a PUSSY. It is
part of his job. He needs to convince the violent youth that they are fighting and dying for a noble cause,
when in fact, they are just removing their genes from the gene pool. The cause is not important to a
PUSSY though he will lie and tell you that it is. A PUSSY works for the highest bidder. A PUSSY has no
tolerance for scorn or ridicule, on the contrary, he loves yes-men and ass-kissers.
So now you know the real reason for war – to eliminate violent genes from the human gene pool. There is
no other reason. You were right when you wondered why, if wars make us safer, are we less safe? You
were right when you wondered why, if wars defend our freedom, are we less free? You were right when
you wondered why, if war rights a wrong, with all the wars over all the eons, is there so much evil in the
world? War does not make us safe, or free, or more holy. War kills people – that is all. When conducted
perfectly, war eliminates only violent genes from the population; but only heaven is perfect. War is hell.
You need to get this right. You cannot afford to make a mistake. The future of humanity partly depends on
the choice you make. That is the whole reason why I am telling you this insider information.
If you are not violent by nature, and you are not a PUSSY, do not join the military. If you are in the military,
resign or quit. You have made a mistake. You were misled. You were not intended to be there. You will
accomplish nothing. You will, in fact, be acting in opposition to the plan. If you are a nonviolent person, it
is your duty to God and to humanity to avoid war. Be fruitful and multiply. Do your part in preserving the
future of the miracle that is the human race. Bring heaven one step closer. Leave the violence to those
whose genes should not be passed on.
